When I had asked Cory if he would be into an interview, his response was “Yes”. However, it was also followed with “ask me stuff that I wouldn’t want my mother to see.” So, that is basically where this interview went… This might be about the funniest interview I have ever read too. So, check out what Cory has to say and leave him some love.

Name:
The Real Deal Cory Beal.

Location:
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. The coldest place on earth right about now.

Sponsors:
None. Big ups to the dudes who have helped me out along the way. Dream sponsors include Lucky Lager and Subway. Call me.

Years riding:
Thinking of a time I ‘started’ is super weird. I always just liked jumping shit and going fast.

What was it that got you so into BMX?
Just seeing some older dudes shred down the block when I was super young. Got my first bike when I was like 10 and used it to get to this parking lot with my skateboard. I got into it, but my bike got stolen and I didn’t really get another one until I was like 15.

You are the head dude behind Repset.net. Do you have anything big going on there these days? Any trips or filming with the crew going on? ’09 plans at all?
Fuck. If anything, we have less going on now than ever. Stopped giving a fuck about news because there are way more sites that do it better. Ditched the business plan and we’re just doing our own thing and posting our own shit about our friends. I’m always down for trips but most of us have real jobs, plus Winnipeg is da fucking bomb so I don’t feel like I need to go anywhere yet. Always filming though. 2k9′s plans include to increase the amount of beer, sex, and BMX.

Photo: David at Red

You have been kicking ass with some web videos throughout the summer. When will the next one be dropping?
Hopefully never. It’s way more fun to watch some no name asshole like me shredding on your TV instead of mad gays huddled around a computer. I’d rather put it on a DVD and send it out for free to anyone who wants to see it. With that said, probably like two weeks after the snow is gone because I want to get busy and try to impress the webernet.

Have you been doing much traveling lately or has the Canadian weather kept you where you are?
Winnipeg is terrible and I’ve been snowed in for like 69 days. I went to Toronto over Christmas to see my parents and all that. This tough Winnipeg shit made me realize it’s warm enough there to still ride outside if you’re not a pussy so I definitely would like to go anywhere the temperature is like +5.

How’s the scene around where you live. Are there any people who are kicking a lot of ass that should be getting coverage soon?
Seriously, Winnipeg is so underrated. There are tons of shredders here and most of them don’t even know how rad they are. The scene is nuts. It’s a pretty small city and we’re all really tight knit, but there are way more riders here than people think. Not to mention there are five hugely decent skateparks within a 15 minute drive of where I’m at. Might be one of the best cities for street I’ve ever been to, as well. Like three things in the whole city are knobbed. Underdogs include Brooklyn Price, TJ Coutt, Marc St Hilaire, Andrew Husak, Cole Jonsson and that little hoodrat kid named Kez.

Do you plan on hitting up any contests or anything anytime soon? How do you feel about contests?
This is a tough one for me to answer. I don’t care where I stand among my friends riding wise. I don’t see myself as a contest rider. Except I enter every contest I ever have a chance to go to just because I always leave with a good story or two. I can relate to people not liking the pressure or whatever, though. I kind of just relax, roll around, and do my normal shit, maybe one or two things I’ve been scared of and need the extra boost of all my friends watching to man up and send it, you know? I’d still rather film a video part or shoot a photo then win a contest at the end of the day, but waking up on an unknown bathroom floor ten blocks from your hotel is always a treat. Sleeping in the stands the entire next day kind of sucks, and riding finals usually sucks too. I can’t really go to a contest and ‘save it’ for the finals. I kind of just ride like I’m only getting one shot so if I make it to finals I always have nothing left. So basically, contests rules but getting a score is kind of whack.

What are 3 tricks you will never stop doing, and what are 3 tricks you stopped trying because they were impossible?
I will never get bored of chinking my peg when I’m going down a curb, or weaving through traffic and pedaling full out at shit. I don’t even really like tricks all that much. Ever since I was young, taking my hands off the bars and eating shit were directly linked in my head, so barspins and shit are super hard. I’ll never stop trying them though, same with whips. I figure I’ll learn them by the time I’m 30 and finally be happy.

Who are some pros you are into these days? What factors do you consider make somebody “pro”?
It’s hard for me to decide. I usually would rather watch videos with people I know, or spots I’ve been too. I never really care too much about the next dude, usually. I define pro as pretty much anyone who is better than me. Every scene has a couple dudes who I think are totally underrated. Charlie Crumlish and Lee Dennis, seriously watch out for FUTU, those guys kill it. Steven Moxley put out more clips this week than I did all summer. Chijioke Okafo and Chris Silva are killin’ it lately too, Chij might have the best flairs in BMX.

The real professionals are the dudes who’s smile:whip ratio is usually on the smile side. Putting out a video part is hard work, and dudes putting out REAL video parts (ie: not me, like full song no bullshit) are the real professionals. Also Nigel seems like he’s the fucking Donald Trump of BMX right now so he’s up there too. SHINE.

Photos by: Dan Cook and Anand Friesen

If you could remove anyone, or anything from BMX, what would you remove and why?
I would remove skatestops and garbage bins that are always in the way. Oh, I’d also like to make everyone take a couple more cranks at everything in the future.

You are given an unlimited budget to take 5 people on a road trip, with one filmer on a two week long trip to film a video. Who do you bring to ride, film, and where do you go?
I’d probably use all the money to buy ten hookers, and yell at Steven Spielberg to film this line while I snort coke of all their asses. Either that or fly everyone I know into Winnipeg for a BMX gayoff. Travelling is sweet and all but a filming trip for a video sounds lame.

If you could change anything about BMX, what would you change and why?
Fuck this question. I think BMX is perfect right now. This shit is exactly what you make of it and nothing more. I kind of wish you still had to be a man to ride a bike though. I’ll quote the internet and say flannel and feeble grinds were a rad era. Big ups to Gary Young wearing flannel at Simple Session.

What is the worst injury ever received due to malfunction of bike, and or you?
Hitting my head in the Winter Drunkoff was the worst. It’s only the worst because I smashed it so hard that my childhood is a blur.

I forget shit constantly. Like not actually amnesia, but I always get reminded of things I thought I forgot. When I came to Winnipeg for the first time like two summers ago I had sex with this huge slut, except I knew she was a huge slut so I only fucked her in the ass and pretty much didn’t kiss her. I totally spaced on that shit until like two weeks ago when someone told me the story and was pretty convinced it wasn’t me until it all start floating back.

But, I definitely rammed a girl too hard once and felt like I broke my fucking dick off. Major malfunction. My bike is pretty dialed so I just gotta watch out for me being a retard. Like anal with no lube and not thinking about where my barf is going to end up when it spunks out.

Being a fellow Canadian of Capone Rider… How do you feel about him representing the Canadians?
He’s a pretty solid testament to how good the weed is up here. Either that or half his brain is missing. I’ve never met the dude but he seems rad as fuck. Not that I’d want to be his best friend or anything, but I’m sure he’d be a riot at a party. He’s like the ultimate wingman. My dick is on a shining fucking pedastel if that dude is standing beside me.

What do you think you would be up to if you never got into BMX?
I can’t even imagine, to tell you the truth. This is a hard one for me. Everything I do now pretty much directly stems from riding my bike. I like to think I’d be really successful and have mad stacks, but livin’ easy isn’t really fun and I prefer to be on the grind at all times.

Photo: David at Red

What are you usually up to when you’re not doing BMX related stuff?
I work a real job during the day. Other than that I pretty much either ride my bike or drive around in the police car with Brooklyn pickin’ up hookers. Holds four in the back, two if they fat.

Have you ever been caught masturbating?
One time my dick was so fucking itchy that I had my shit busted open to get good scratching leverage. My Mom walked in and asked me what I was doing. Of course I said I was scratching. My Mom’s cool as fuck but I’m pretty sure she thought I was having a wank when I wasn’t. I’m a smooth operator, though. I’m actually surprised a baby hasn’t crawled out of the fucking shower drain. That’s the best place to do it.

What amounts of money would you consider to do porno? The only catch is it could be gay, straight, midget, bi, or even German shitting porn. You don’t get to know until it’s too late.
I guess it can’t be regular porn, hey? Regular porn isn’t even fun anyway though, seriously. The only reason I haven’t put my tape into full circulation (besides not wanting my friends to see my below average dick) is because I’d ONLY want my name attached to something rad like midget or shit porn. Midgets would be fine, Bi girls would be fine, shitting on either of them would be fine. It’s probably take at least $42069 for me to get shit on by a gay, german, midget though. Fuck this question too. How do I answer this without sounding fucked up?

About how many girls have you tagged over the years of your life? What is the sickest thing you have ever done with a girl?
I can’t answer this. We need to have specifics. Does anal only count as a tag? I think there are more impressive statistics then just straight up number of bitches. I’m a total pussy though so that time I woke up and it looked like I slaughtered a bitch with my dick was pretty traumatizing for me. I don’t do anything I think is out of the ordinary, although years of the internet might have skewed my morals a bit.

Have you ever been in a fight, or arrested?
Fight stories are boring usually. None of mine are funny, at least.
I got thrown in the fucking drunk tank on Halloween for spray painting REPSET on a building. Actually I didn’t even get to do it, because my drunk ass dropped the can while running out into the street in front of a police car. I got the shake down and tossed into the drunk tank. There was a dude painted all blue there who wouldn’t stop screaming. They let me out after like five hours though. I was pumped but I heard it makes me a pussy because I wasn’t drunk enough to stay a full eight. Pretty sure the tank is just a little downtime in the middle of the night so when it comes time to slam some fucking clam in the morning you can still get a boner.

You are caught in a fight with a homeless man on crack, what is your weapon of choice?
Probably just my 9mm. Actually this is Canada and I’ve never even seen a gun before unless it’s in a holster on a cop’s hip. If it was GTA style I’d choose the chainsaw, but since I don’t want to get stabbed with a needle I’d probably just tip out. Winnipeg is kind of fucked.

Cocaine, Meth, and Crack all the sudden become legal. Do you do it?
fuck! I’d probably stop doing it. What fun would a meth binge be if that shit was legal?

If you could be talented at anything outside of computer and BMX stuff, what would you want to do?
I’d definitely want to be doing porn. I can’t see anything shitty about doing porn. Or, I’d want to be actually good at computer so I could invent Google and make a billi.

Fuck one, marry one, kill one. Barbara Walters, Oprah, Rosie O’Donnell
Oprah’s been gaining weight but I still would. She’s also the richest so I’d want to marry her, but fuck a prenup. I’ve never been in a situation where I actually want to fuck AND be with her after though, so I’d probably have to kill her on the honeymoon. Oprah for all three, definitely.

What are some of your favorite websites?
Not Repset.
RED is pretty much the only BMX site I check and actually enjoy.

I couldn’t live without Digg, and my Google Reader trends say I read Defgrip a lot. That’s pretty much it though as far as specifics. I will go out to say that my favorite porn website before finding internet porn got too easy was Net Video Girls because that dude is fucking sweet.

The bitches have led me to Faceboink, and I definitely end up on Youporn like every day. They got that shit on my iPhone now. As soon as they get waterproof phones I’m seriously fucking set. I’ll be the most soggy, pruned up motherfucker in the whole world.

Photo: David at Red

It’s your birthday, what do you want for a present right now?
Fat stacks of cash. Or to get my shoebox of condoms replenished. Lifestyles sent me a promo pack of 288 condoms and 144 packs of lube and that shit is like all gone now because it gets raided by my homies every day. Maybe a plane ticket somewhere warm, or a new frame.

First song to come to mind? Why?
Hypnotize by BIG because that shit just came on my headphones.

First movie to come to mind? Why?
Fubar, or Reno 911. Fubar because I’m sober, and Reno 911 because of Brooklyn’s whip.

You go to the doctor to find out you have 24 hours to live. What do you do and why?
I got a trick for a spot in town but I’m pretty sure I’d die. I’d go knock a bitch up too, because as of now I have no legacy to leave behind.

Who or what are some of your biggest influences?
Seriously everything around me. Anyone who does crazy shit and doesn’t care. Like dudes who get throat tattoos and learn backflips the real way and shit. Those are the real men and hopefully one day I can man up every second of every day like those dudes do.

What are some things you would like to accomplish in the next few years and why?
Get my porn company off the ground, do a good barspin, and not give a fuck about what I accomplish in the next few years.

If Canada was completely destroyed by the United States in a war, where would you move and why?
It seems like there’s nowhere really perfect. Across the pond to hang out with my UK Repset cats would be da bomb though.

If you could change anything about the world, what would you change and why?
I’d probably give myself a way bigger dick. Everything else seems good. I’m in Canada, we don’t got shit to worry about.

What is some of the best advice you have ever received?
I get good advice every day. Generally speaking, nothing is out of reach. Like how hard can shit ACTUALLY be? I used to ask myself that about riding, like tricks that pissed me off but were actually probably easy. Or scary shit where you kind of just gotta go for it. Like how hard could it actually be? Shit applies to everything though. I’d also say that mo’ repset mo’ bitches is a good piece of advice, but no one ever said that to me, I just bestow it upon others.

Do you have any shout outs or thanks?
Big ups to anyone who read this far. I don’t know why you care what I have to say but you should probably come to where I’m at and I’ll get you drunk. Shouts to Brooklyn for being a deece roomie, Jay at Macneil, Ace at Goodfoot, David at RED, Ron at The Warehouse, and anyone who’s ever been into anything I’ve been doing. You, Kurt, for thinking I deserve an interview. Dave McNabb for letting me live in his dining room. Chijioke for being mahhh boy! Chris Silva for hanger toothing a huge rail with no pegs. Any girl who got drunk enough to let me run game on her. The entire inner and extended fam at REPSET, that includes anyone who has ever ridden a bike before, you’re fam. Anyone who filmed a clip, shot a photo, or watched a video. The entire 204 scene. 416, 519, 905, 705, all you dudes are rad too. All the dudes who get drunk regularly at my apartment.

Anything else you would like to say?
Sorry Mom. Also, hopefully no one takes me seriously.