So… I am pretty sure if this blog ends up getting read someday, and somebody see’s this somebody will be offended. Why? because people take religion way too far. Why? well, I have no idea. To be entirely honest I am not the most religious person simply because I feel like everyone has a different view on what is right and that in reality we are all aiming in the same direction.
With Halloween a few days away everyone keeps asking me “what are you going to be?” I respond with “what am I in 5th grade?” since I am soooo mature. Then I got thinking about it and I kind of sort of made up a joke.

With all this trying to figure out what I want to go to school for I got thinking, what kind of a degree do I need to become god? haha.
Somebody had asked me what I was going to college for the other day and without thinking I said “everything”. They had a puzzled look on their face and immediately after that, still not thinking, I responded again with “I am going to college to be God”… “I am going to take every class ever and know everything, so then I can be God.” LOL, anyone offended yet? If not, I am glad you aren’t pissed.

Then after that I got thinking about it, the perfect costume for Halloween! I am going to be God. Walah! funny, interesting, and cheap! Why cheap? Well what does God wear? Can you prove it? Who says he doesn’t wear what I wear everyday? Well, since you can’t prove me wrong then why can’t I wear what I wear and be God? ZING.

So, if you see me stumbling about on Halloween (actually I won’t be stumbling at all due to this thing called being sober on a holiday) and I am not all slutted out like every girl out there, or dressed up all cool, well it is because I am just a little more ahead of the curve.

Happy Halloween. ZING!