That looks firmiliar

“That looks firmiliar” .. “Where did you get it?”
“I found it…”
What am I talking about? Well, probably the new game I am all for doing now days.
I don’t know if you are aware of this, but skateparks attract shady people. Esspecially young kids who steal… kids who steal bikes…
So what I am a cruel person who has way too much fun messing with people, this is entertainment!
So, today some shady little asian kids who are on a bike covered in spray paint. They are my target for torment. My two buddys Tyler and Sean mention how they are willing to bet the bike these kids roll up on is stolen. I am positive it is.. So I decided this game needed to be tested. So I roll on over by them and look at the bike like it looks real firmiliar and I am not sure why… This is the conversation:

Me- “Hmm, that bike looks super firmiliar and I don’t know why?”
Asian kids- “Oh, well.. thats cool.”
Me- “My little brother actually had a bike just like that… It got stolen not too long ago. Where did you get it?”
Asian Kids- “I uhh.. it’s mine”
Me- “Weird, it looks just like my brothers.”
Asian kids-”Oh, well what kind of bike is it?”
Me- “I don’t remember, it was a cheap bike he got at Target.. Just like that one.”
Asian kids- “Oh, well this is a Next, so it isn’t it”
Me- “Next’s are sold at Target, and they are cheap. I worked in a bike shop I know these things.”
Asian kids-”Oh, well I see..”
Me-” Yeah, it is that bike.. I put that quick release seat post clamp on there.. it is just covered in green spray paint now..”
Asian kids- silent, just look at each other pretty worried they are busted.. then they say “Well, we found it at the park right over there one day it was there for a few days, so we didn’t steal it”

I roll away just to get the full reaction effect I was looking for and sure enough I got it. The kids took off out of the skatepark pedaling at mach 10 and they were gone.
I only did that for a few reasons, one they were punk kids all decked out looking gangster as hell trying to be tough. Two, they made the bike look stolen by covering it in spray paint. Three, I was bored and that is pure good entertainment.

So that is my excitement for today.. while were on the topic of bike theaft, here is a video…